Jokes to help deal with bored kids
How many parents find themselves in the position of dealing with bored kids? While driving in the car stuck in traffic, or waiting for your turn in a doctor’s lounge with an impatient toddler straining at the leash to destroy anything in sight?
At Pod Squad, we find that laughter is the best medicine! If your child is laughing, even for a short period, his or her mood will automatically improve. This will help build patience, and overall increase the fun times they have with you, no matter where you are.
So here are some fun jokes that our team has come up with to help pass those boring wait times and get a laugh out of your little one which makes everything worth it!
1.Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A:Because 7, 8, 9.
2.Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A:You're a fun guy [fungi].
3.Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?
A:The thesaurus.
4.Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A:He wanted to go to high school.
5.Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A:A stamp.
Knock Knock Jokes:
1.Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go "moo!"
2.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce. Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
3.Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Double. Double who?
W!
4.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am. I am who?
You don’t know who you are?
5.Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Ya. Ya Who?
Wow, I’m excited to see you too.
Hope you enjoyed these!
Try out some of our fun indoor activities for kids at www.podsquad.in to creatively pass the time when the jokes run out.
An occupied child, is a happy child. And a happy child, is a happy parent!
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